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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cookietush
    Cookietush Posts: 2,046 Member
    He kept wanting me to paint my body yellow. That s*** is itchy
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    Tied me up and left me in basement for several days.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He chucked a hissy fit because I accidently locked him in the basement.
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    She left the Kardashian reality show on for days. A man can only handle so much torture.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    All he watched was golf, a girl can only take so much torture :D
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    She tooted and blamed it on the dog.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He did not enjoy my dutch ovens 🤣😂
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    edited December 2019
    Tacos and beer did not agree with her stomach 🤢
  • Cookietush
    Cookietush Posts: 2,046 Member
    He kept complaining about me tying him up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His feet looked like this, grossed me out
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  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    Did not know how to properly tie a knot
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    Did not know how to properly tie a knot

    Really, really.. that's why you broke up with me.. lame excuse 😕 we both know it's was your night visits all over the neighbourhood, alcohol for breakfast and gambling.. don't you dare blame our break up on me Mr



    😜
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    Did not know how to properly tie a knot

    Really, really.. that's why you broke up with me.. lame excuse 😕 we both know it's was your night visits all over the neighbourhood, alcohol for breakfast and gambling.. don't you dare blame our break up on me Mr



    😜

    I had to get out of the house. Your excessive flatulence left the house smelling terrible. The smell even attached its self to the furniture and bed. The alcohol fir breakfast numbs the odor away. The gambling I had to do. I had to use the funds before you wasted it in late night infomercials and buying your collection of little glass figurines of safari animals. They won’t go up in value!

    😜

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    Did not know how to properly tie a knot

    Really, really.. that's why you broke up with me.. lame excuse 😕 we both know it's was your night visits all over the neighbourhood, alcohol for breakfast and gambling.. don't you dare blame our break up on me Mr



    😜

    I had to get out of the house. Your excessive flatulence left the house smelling terrible. The smell even attached its self to the furniture and bed. The alcohol fir breakfast numbs the odor away. The gambling I had to do. I had to use the funds before you wasted it in late night infomercials and buying your collection of little glass figurines of safari animals. They won’t go up in value!

    😜

    That smell was you, don't you blame me for that.. foot fungus 🤢
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She had a foot fetish
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Too cheap to buy me Pedicures and manicures💅
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    edited December 2019
    Was too demanding on expenditures that didn’t benefit me so we needed to part ways
  • Essenzookzee
    Essenzookzee Posts: 3,002 Member
    Too selfish
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Didn’t really know who I was and assumed all the time.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was unsympathetic when I got amnesia.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Didn’t understand why he would get amnesia but remembered his ex’s birthday 🥺🙄
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 31,265 Member
    She had selective amnesia and always remembered that I belong to her, but kept forgetting that she belonged to me too.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    😫😭 I can't talk about it, it's too painful.. the cad, the scoundrel.. how could you? 😖
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She was always off in that RV. Never at home. :p
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    I said I wanted an RV so they bought a station wagon and put a mattress in the back
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was upset with me after I spent $300 on the Griswald's vacation wagon the "Queen Family Truckster".
  • DarrenGreens10
    DarrenGreens10 Posts: 30 Member
    She couldn’t take it all
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Too much dirty laundry ... Just couldn't take it!!! 😖
  • Essenzookzee
    Essenzookzee Posts: 3,002 Member
    Always running out of detergent
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Expected me to do laundry with champoo

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