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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She ate all her own candy then blamed it on me in the hopes I'd buy more
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She picked up all the lost dogs and brought them home with her. Dog beds all over the house. There was no more room for me.0
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Forgot to bring home more fire wood!0
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She thought that since I kicked azz on using the chainsaw and woodsplitter that I should be doing firewood every single day... Even in mid July. 😧0
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Kept showing off her Paul Bunyan skills. I just wanted to get our nails done.😢💅0
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She once told me that I should give myself a Pedicure using my chainsaw 😒1
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After she updated her phone, it turned out that I was no longer a compatible match with her...or her phone...0
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He still has a flip phone, can’t text, send pics or emojis =-(0
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She makes fun of my technology, I'm poor and can't buy a new phone every year! Let alone every 23 years. 😩0
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I often, spoke incoherently using run-on sentences ; used punctuation/CAPITALIZATION incorrectly with mispelled werds so naturally! this? bothered her two much that she Didnt want too bee with me no more...0
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I 'm beginning to think that he's secretly making fun of my MFP lazy grammar 🤐0
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Never wanted to play Grammarly the New board game. That explains it!0
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She didn't know me at all!
If she did, she'd know that I'm a game night Junkie!0 -
Wanted to play pin the tail on the donkey over and over and over...0
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She got upset when after agreeing to play the Donkey, I used push pins to pin the tail. 😬How was I supposed to know that the tush was so sensitive 🤷🏼♀️
Here have a band-aid or better yet... Maybe you should take the whole box! 🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹🩹0 -
She deflated my new oil filled implant, yep, one side only!🍑💦👀0
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She has a lopsided arsse and my philosophy is that two cheeks are always better than one... Especially if the one is prone to Leakage. 😰0
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She often claimed that 3 of my 7 personalities cheated on her and that the other 6 were accomplices. But that wasn’t the issue - the issue was that I was bad at math...0
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He thought that Two Joined for All Eternity included his Side Chick Bertha!
(Bertha wouldn't have that either)
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I dunno what happened. She just threw all my stuff out and started screaming “Leave Bertha!”1
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Of my indolence...0
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He always used words that I'd sometimes have to look up in the dictionary.
Smarty Pants!!! 😞0 -
I didn't have the beard she craved
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She just left.. found another..1
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She gave me too many hairballs0
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Tried.. like a Fungus.. keeps coming back..0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »She gave me too many hairballs
You said you liked my hairyballs 🤭🙁
He hates me.. called the cops on me.. kicked me in the shins and pushed me over 😭2 -
Basement was full.. so was let go1
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Grandma said it was inappropriate and made us end things.1
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