We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

GFitMan

too perceptive

WineNot2015

He kept putting his cold feet on me in bed

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tried to drown me.

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't accept that aquaphobia was a real fear

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rdouma73

She wouldn't go to the nude beach with me.

slimgirljo15

He went to the nude beach without me ..
And who do all those phone numbers belong to

blu_de_ville

Left

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He went to the nude beach without me ..
And who do all those phone numbers belong to

me at the nude beach

SuzyQAzureblue

forgot the tan oil and towels at the beach

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Buried me in sand then ran off with another man.

slimgirljo15

I couldn't compete with that duck

Alisontheice

She didn't like wildlife

blu_de_ville

Wanted to move to the forest

GFitMan

Never breaking up silly thread

3AAnn3

he looked in the mirror more than i did

GFitMan

mean

MzIrish

he was always hogging the mirror in the bathroom

3AAnn3

GFitMan wrote: »

mean

yes, but true.

GFitMan

3AAnn3 wrote: »

GFitMan wrote: »

mean

yes, but true.

wants a medal for being accurate

blu_de_ville

GFitMan wrote: »

mean

Not mean

blossomholly

she kept putting her feet on all my bench tops

slimgirljo15

So ...i got a little mud on the bench tops

Spnneil06

She took daily mud baths, with the paper boy!

slimgirljo15

The paperboy was her bit on the side

Spnneil06

We were cheating on each other with the paper boy. He played us like fools!

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GFitMan

Spnneil06 wrote: »

We were cheating on each other with the paper boy. He played us like fools!

wanted to cancel my subscriptions

Spnneil06

Oh look, theres my EX paper boy!

deviboy1592

She would stick tassels on my nipples and a bike bell on my privates. Then she would ask me to hold the paper where the sun don't shine. I'm still scarred.