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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Horrorfox
    Horrorfox Posts: 204 Member
    Two months into the relationship, we both realized we weren't gay.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It took him two months with his previous boyfriend to realize they weren't in to each other. I couldn't waste my time, one year and he wasn't even sure he liked me.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    she dated my ex, it was all too much...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He got overwhelmed shopping for socks! Just pick a bag already!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was so impatient
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    she broke my magic stick
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He had a broken stick, I couldn't hang around after that!
  • couleesmile
    couleesmile Posts: 108 Member
    Because she preferred men lol
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She preferred women...just not me :'(
  • BFSOAB69
    BFSOAB69 Posts: 674 Member
    She kept me mud wrestling all the time :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He denied it but i know he loved those special showers after our wrestling..

    Was forever complaining about mud under his finger nails
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    She wouldn't cook me bacon.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    :o thats a dirty lie...I slaved my fingers to the bone cooking for you...
    Habitual liar
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Wouldn't cook me bacon and then called me an habitual liar.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Couldn't handle the truth...
    He was a liar ...don't you remember that time i put bacon all over my naked body for you ;)
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Found out she put bacon all over her naked body for my best friend, NOT me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You said you wanted to share everything ..i thought that meant me too
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    Would not allow sharing!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shared with all our neighbours ...6 of whom ended up pregnant .. :s
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She had illegitimate children all over town! :open_mouth:
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She beat me in front of my family.
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    his family liked to watch
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    her ex's family posted pictures online
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    it was a misunderstanding we are back on now :mrgreen:
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    due to the previous announcement i have nothing more to say other than makeup sexxxxx
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    edited July 2015
    She thinks we are back on because I liked her selfie
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    picture 2
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    due to the previous announcement i have nothing more to say other than makeup sexxxxx


    :joy: bring it on!!! ;)


    SJunczyk wrote: »
    She thinks we are back on because I liked her selfie

    :joy: because I was tricked into thinking she wanted to stay with me :bawling:
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    GFitMan wrote: »
    due to the previous announcement i have nothing more to say other than makeup sexxxxx


    :joy: bring it on!!! ;)


    SJunczyk wrote: »
    She thinks we are back on because I liked her selfie

    :joy: because I was tricked into thinking she wanted to stay with me :bawling:

    target acquired

    greasa504941.jpg


  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member

    SJunczyk wrote: »
    She thinks we are back on because I liked her selfie

    :joy: because I was tricked into thinking she wanted to stay with me :bawling: [/quote]

    She didn't like my magic tricks...

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