We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,649 Member
    She melted our Igloo one night when trying to make popcorn....now we're homeless
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She found out that I wasn't Canadian
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,660 Member
    She couldn't keep her story straight. One day she's Canadian, the next day she's Australian, then Norwegian.... I just never knew which nationality to expect.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,649 Member
    I found Waldo. He was in the bedroom closet...naked but for his hat and glasses (how I figured out who he was). She was having an affair it would seem
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She claimed she saw some naked guy jumping out of the window and falling on the shrubs. But as her doctor, I reminded her that she has a wild imagination and what she saw wasn’t real at all!πŸ˜‡
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Pushed me out the window.. nekkid. πŸ˜‘
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    We never broke up. He was supposed to come over to teach me some gardening tips. Next thing I know he’s standing there holding a bag full of seeds in his birthday suit!πŸ₯³
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited August 2021
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: Β»
    We never broke up. He was supposed to come over to teach me some gardening tips. Next thing I know he’s standing there holding a bag full of seeds in his birthday suit!πŸ₯³

    🀫 That's supposed to be our secret.. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @lx1x wrote: Β»
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: Β»
    We never broke up. He was supposed to come over to teach me some gardening tips. Next thing I know he’s standing there holding a bag full of seeds in his birthday suit!πŸ₯³

    🀫 That's supposed to be our secret.. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

    Don’t worry, nobody reads these anyway.😜
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited August 2021
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: Β»
    @lx1x wrote: Β»
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: Β»
    We never broke up. He was supposed to come over to teach me some gardening tips. Next thing I know he’s standing there holding a bag full of seeds in his birthday suit!πŸ₯³

    🀫 That's supposed to be our secret.. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

    Don’t worry, nobody reads these anyway.😜

    πŸ€”


    Fine.. can you wipe/lick the jelly off my

    toasts.. just put extra pb plz
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He flaunted his other girlfriends online in the threads I read. πŸ˜’
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited August 2021
    She used me to get to my covered in jam landscaper
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,660 Member
    She wouldn't share her jam covered landscaper.
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    She was always after the neighbor lady's landscaper.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She got pregnant with our landscapers child :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Preferred hiring help for our home renovations than to trust in my knowledge and skills. πŸ‘©β€πŸ”§πŸ§°
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Insisted on doing our plumbing

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  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She threw the plumber out because he wouldn't pull up his pants while working!
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    We always fought about having to wear pants while working πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Always called me baron von chicken pants at work
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She never let me just have cereal and watch Saturday mornings cartoons. Green smoothies and walking only!😝
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Her idea of getting wild and crazy was chocolate milk in her froot loops. πŸ₯΄
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She likes blowing things up.. 😱😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He said no pizza for me πŸ₯Ί
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,660 Member
    edited August 2021
    She got rid of my cats and replaced them with puppies, then ran away with the dog sitter
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I was just one of her Cats. I didn’t feel special. πŸ˜”
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She was obsessed with earning special golden stars - even began harassing kindergartener teachers outside school supply stores.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found a Folder in her desk containing a Certificate covered in gold stars saying "Job Well Done" which clearly wasn't meant for me since she was constantly telling me that I "can't ever do things right!" πŸ˜“
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,660 Member
    Was constantly going through my desk... my glovebox... my lunch box.... nowhere was safe from her prying eyes

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