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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited July 2021
    I came home early and caught her in an intimate act...with a Tom Selleck vhs tape.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Incessantly quoted Star Trek - insisted on doing our wedding vows in Klingon. Obviously I "ghobe"d right outta there!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    One day she said to me "Nok M'Chok Un'gok" Can you believe that *kitten*?
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Supposedly due to an old curse, only walked around the house backwards.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Was always cursing people - swear words I meant, no magic in those veins
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The Magic was lost and we drifted apart. :(
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She kept pulling my rabbit out of the hat, so much that his cute ears fell off!😩
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She hoarded a filthy hat collection
    They weren't rabbits and those dust bunnies never had ears!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She vacuumed up my pet Bunny Floppy 😢
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She had an enormous stuffed toy collection from 1985...
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,607 Member
    She threw out my friends claiming they were merely stuffed toys from 1985
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She was obsessed with Friends reruns. She even wore a Rachel wig while watching the show. 👀
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Insisted I wear a Blonde wig on date night! 🥴
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’d always wear wigs and then get mad when I didn’t recognize her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didn't like my role play ideas. 🥴
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She role played so often I couldn’t remember what her personality really was like!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She forgot that I lived with her 😕
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She lives in somebody else's house.. only stay at the house for 5mins at a time. 😞
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He would never venture 5 feet from the house - date night always consisted of popcorn and Monopoly. I had to leave.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’d always make me be the shoe in monopoly when I wanted to be the dog. 😒
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    Because I found teeth marks on my shoes, again! Then she blamed it on the dog
  • fitmattnotfatmatt
    fitmattnotfatmatt Posts: 23 Member
    She insisted we train for an Ironman race!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I was more athletic 🤷‍♀️
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Everything was a competition with her, EVERYTHING!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She wouldn't say that I was her "Everything'
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I made her my everything but she said I was smothering her. 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She once said I reminded her of a burrito and sprinkled cheese and poured a hot pot of chili on me 😫
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She never wanted the healthy meals I prepared but came home smelling like chilli seven days per week.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,607 Member
    She's walk around with a knife talking about stabbing things. I was pretty sure eventually she'd mistake me for an onion and get stabby
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Passive- aggressively sliced onions when I was in prone positions... and videos it!😐

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