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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He could never close cupboard doors or open pickle jars; I had no choice but to leave, it was an open and shut case!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    She had a weird pickle obsession. There were jars all over the house that she expected me to open.
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    I started a new pickle business, and she opened all the jars and ruined all the pickles!!!
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    I couldn't stand their "pickle" purchasing clientele coming ti the house at all hours!
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She insisted my only job was to scrub the bathroom tiles with a toothbrush on a daily basis.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She chose my toothbrush 😑
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Because I wanted to
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    We didn’t. She tried but she’s now locked up safe and sound in my closet. 😏🤫
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She had a collection of people in her closet. I didn't wanna be next 😥
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We didn't.. we both escaped from the horror of PD's closet, we bonded over it and became a stronger couple for it. 🤗😙 United forever ♥
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Because she wanted me to purr like a cat 🐈
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Because she would drink litres of milk at a time and it was hard to watch
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
    She wanted a long term commitment
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2021
    She was only in it for the benefits😈
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Because the severance package she offered was better than the benefits plan
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Because she was overwhelmed by all the fun and exciting activities I planned and the abundance of goods I offered.
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    Her idea of planning fun and exciting activities included me working on her farm!
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Got fixated on changing out my shoelaces on the daily to match my outfits, it drove me nuts.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was Nuts 🤪
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She left me alone for weeks then was seen chatting up other women. 😠

    ( @FabulousFantasticFifty , you’ve been missed 🤗)
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    wouldnt send me a birthday suit video
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found the special file on his computer, labelled "Suits" yep bday suits :(
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    talked to herself on her wall instead of me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He stopped talking to me, said he got more intelligent conversation talking to himself 😫
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She said she stopped talking to Sam, but she lied! I found all the messages and bday suit pics on her phone!😳😤😭
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    She said she stopped talking to Sam, but she lied! I found all the messages and bday suit pics on her phone!😳😤😭

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    Uhmm.. see, what happened was....

    Oh look squirrel 😬
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was a little too squirrelly for me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She hated animals, especially squirrels :(
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She poisoned🧪🥜 my chipmunks!😲 (🗣not squirrels) she was jealous of my Chip and Dale. They were good little dancers.☹️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found out Chip and Dale were Chippendales.. cheater 😫
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