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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She thought skiing uphill would make her famous and
    Always wanted fame and fortune and no time for love
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She added Metamucil to all her meals so we could get more fiber; our water and toilet paper bill drastically went up as a result.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was so concerned about the amount of toilet paper that she’d only let me use one square.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She stopped using toilet paper all together... scooting her butt on the carpet wasn't a good look in front of the visiting Pastor :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wore her devil costume when the Pastor was over but wanted to judge my dog costume. 😤
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She wore her devil costume when the Pastor was over but wanted to judge my dog costume. 😤

    Nooo, I didn't judge your dog costume.. just the fresh nuggets you left on our carpet *sprays air freshner* 😆
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    She put ranch dressing on her pizza
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    JFinn26 wrote: »
    She put ranch dressing on her pizza

    Now that's just hurtful 😫

  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I accidentally called her a leprechaun once and I was shown to the door. 😭
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She learned aussie insults too well.. 😭
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She'd use all the hairspray and left me straight and flat
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She loved the scent of hairspray and used it as air freshener, it was all so toxic.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited May 2021
    I failed to submit all of the necessary paperwork and documentation in a timely fashion…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    His OCD forced him to count every time I said the word "but" - it was annoying pain in the butt
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited May 2021
    I was intolerant of her random use of homophones…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Because I'm not the smartest, I thought homophones was a fear of calling people. He just shook his head in disbelief.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    Although she searched diligently through and through, she was unable to find anything attractive about me, both inside and out…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Oh the lies he told were big
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Her troll hair was just too much
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He had tea and not coffee in that mug 😱
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was a coffee snob :(
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She was always crying into her coffee, nothing I did made her smile.
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    She said I smiled too much, go figure
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He never smiled.. only gas grimaced 🤭
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    All she fed me were beans and broccoli 🥴
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She wanted me to feed her!:P
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    I was kept in a cage and fed like a zoo animal.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Kept making messes in her cage. I got tired of cleaning it.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    It annoyed her that I always succumbed to peer pressure…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I kept getting calls from the High School Principal that he kept getting caught smoking in the bathroom with his Students 🚭

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