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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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You chewed me out every time I chewed loudly and cringed at my Chewbacca impersonation…1
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^^ Love your sense of humor!
Loudly hummed the Imperial Death March every time he came into the bedroom.0 -
Hated when I seranaded her0
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She thought singing the Jaws theme song when I got into the tub was romantic1
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Her time spent in the tub was obsessive, especially since she never used water.0
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She never paid the water bill 😖0
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Every time she had to use the restroom, she'd announce loudly, "Time to pay the water bill!"1
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She hated when I'd remind myself of tasks I needed to get done while in the loo. 🤷🏼0
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I found post it notes in the bathroom everywhere that said “wipe, flush, wash hands.”0
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She didn't like my reminders to improve her good personal hygiene habits 🥴0
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She crossed the line when she spit on her thumb and wiped the "dirt" off my face.0
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She didn't like my "Mom" spit. (The best disinfectant ever!!) 🙄0
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Ask her..... she broke it off =(0
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She would only eat kind hearts; always rejected the sadistic hearts is bring home for dinner.1
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Every time she heard someone say "Eat your Heart Out" she'd take it literal and since she claimed I was her Heart, I became concerned for my safety 😰0
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It bothered her that I’d always have to stop and ask for directions but not necessarily when we were driving…2
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Never ever are we breaking up. He can never leave bwahahahah0
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She was too possessive - and I liked it ... too much?0
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She claimed to be possessed, yet didn't like when I called in an Exorcist 🤷🏼0
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She hated my "green drinks", and would pretend that they made her nauseated...0
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He was wearing my underwear0
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She handed her underwear out to everyone. We’d be in line at Walmart and she’d be giving the cashier a pair. It was embarrassing.0
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She never wore underwear and as we live in a windy city everyone copped a view.. hussy0
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Didn't approve of my Nudist friends0
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I stopped at yield signs and yielded at stop signs…0
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We went broke paying for traffic tickets🥴0
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If she didn't make me drive the beat up minivan I might actually be able to make the speed limit and have brakes to stop.0
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Super hung up on material things... like safe vehicles and house insurance.0
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She rocks glasses way better than me.0
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My dancing skills were basic…0
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