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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    You chewed me out every time I chewed loudly and cringed at my Chewbacca impersonation…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    ^^ Love your sense of humor!

    Loudly hummed the Imperial Death March every time he came into the bedroom.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hated when I seranaded her
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She thought singing the Jaws theme song when I got into the tub was romantic
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Her time spent in the tub was obsessive, especially since she never used water.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She never paid the water bill 😖
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    Every time she had to use the restroom, she'd announce loudly, "Time to pay the water bill!"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She hated when I'd remind myself of tasks I needed to get done while in the loo. 🤷🏼
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I found post it notes in the bathroom everywhere that said “wipe, flush, wash hands.”
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didn't like my reminders to improve her good personal hygiene habits 🥴
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She crossed the line when she spit on her thumb and wiped the "dirt" off my face.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didn't like my "Mom" spit. (The best disinfectant ever!!) 🙄
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,747 Member
    Ask her..... she broke it off =(
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She would only eat kind hearts; always rejected the sadistic hearts is bring home for dinner.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Every time she heard someone say "Eat your Heart Out" she'd take it literal and since she claimed I was her Heart, I became concerned for my safety 😰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    It bothered her that I’d always have to stop and ask for directions but not necessarily when we were driving…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never ever are we breaking up. He can never leave bwahahahah
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She was too possessive - and I liked it ... too much?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She claimed to be possessed, yet didn't like when I called in an Exorcist 🤷🏼
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She hated my "green drinks", and would pretend that they made her nauseated...
  • tluisa311
    tluisa311 Posts: 113 Member
    He was wearing my underwear
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She handed her underwear out to everyone. We’d be in line at Walmart and she’d be giving the cashier a pair. It was embarrassing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She never wore underwear and as we live in a windy city everyone copped a view.. hussy :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't approve of my Nudist friends
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I stopped at yield signs and yielded at stop signs…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    We went broke paying for traffic tickets🥴
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    If she didn't make me drive the beat up minivan I might actually be able to make the speed limit and have brakes to stop.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Super hung up on material things... like safe vehicles and house insurance.
  • ShieldMaidenRach
    ShieldMaidenRach Posts: 4 Member
    She rocks glasses way better than me.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    My dancing skills were basic…

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