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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I stole her wifey.. she got mad :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited May 2021
    She fed my wifey @eatpolerepeat fake meat burgers and told her I made them. 😤
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    We haven’t! 🤝 Never letting you go!

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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    They had an affinity for concrete yard ornaments, especially farm animals.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She called me a Country Bumpkin and Bounced 👩‍🌾
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She fed my wifey @eatpolerepeat fake meat burgers and told her I made them. 😤

    What? @slimgirljo15 why 😭

    But, but..PD did make them.. honestly, I'd have never fed you fake meat if I'd known :noway:

    Bad PD .. naughty 😏
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I was unable to control the voices in my head…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I could deal with Ray and Bobby, even Steven, but when Gladys appeared she was too scary! 😰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    It annoyed her that I would eat takeout, often saying that her food tasted much better…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    It annoyed her that I would eat takeout, often saying that her food tasted much better…

    Takeout was the name of my dog... 😫

    He ate Takeout..

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She had Takeout neutered 😧
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wanted the cute lil kitties but not the mature Cat.
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Which really meant, she liked them young and not older like myself. I should have known.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    It annoyed her that I slept with the ceiling fan on…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He always wasted electricity and ran the ceiling fan in subzero temperatures 🥶
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She Wired the Dam Fan Wrong :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was petrified of the Sound Barrier setting and didn't trust my expertise in wiring. 🤷🏼
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She had the fan moving so fast it blew the roof off !!
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He constantly whistled, snapped his fingers and jigged around the house. Too much muchiness.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He didn’t appreciate sleeping under the stars like I did.
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Stole my blanket while sleeping under the stars and I got severe hypothermia
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His stuff got frostbite 😬
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She had a shrivelled blackened body part in a jar on her bedside table. When I asked if it was a finger she would grin and say “something like that.” Something was off...literally.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She had a shrivelled blackened body part in a jar on her bedside table. When I asked if it was a finger she would grin and say “something like that.” Something was off...literally.

    Hahahahaha 🤣😬
    My dill pickles didn't turn out so well and
    She thought my canning skills were sub par... "Off".

  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She had an oddity collection; it was one thing when she had it labeled and boxed, it was another when it became our wall decor. Mummified mice, bagged toenails, bird entrails.......
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although many attempts were made, I was successful at failing to stimulate her mind…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always trying to stimulate others
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    edited May 2021
    She was always talking about how others stimulate others
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Much too innocent for me 🤣
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She said she was dislodging me from our ski lodge because I put my skis on backwards...

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