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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He saw the world in shades of black and white. I looked for the rainbows. Our colours were not aligned.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She thought outside the box while I thought outside the trapezoid…
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    He didn’t like my Latina Accent! 🥺
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She threw my Alien figures away. Sacrilege!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out that she was a Pod Person from Planet X! 🛸
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    edited May 2021
    It was like we were from two different planets! Instead of leisurely enjoying a nice cup of freshly brewed coffee, in the mornings, she'd throw one of these at me and shout, "Wake up...Time to get to work, Lazy!!!"
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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Hahahaha good one!

    He only consumed things with artificial flavors, no fresh fruits or veggies - he started glowing grey.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited May 2021
    While updating update her iPhone to iOS 14.5.1 for security reasons and bug fixes, I was one of the “bugs” that was removed…
  • SunflowerQueen36
    SunflowerQueen36 Posts: 1,272 Member
    He was all "techy" and broke up with me because I never updated my iOS
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She never subscribed to the philosophy of “The time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time”…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He really believed volcanoes and quicksand were a bigger threat than they were; we did not live near either.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited May 2021
    She never could distinguish when I was speaking metaphorically or literally. The volcanoes and quicksand I was referring to reside in my head, permanently…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He escaped my basement and I never saw him again :(:D
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I refused to respond in military time whenever she asked for the time…
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited May 2021
    He invited me to a party, a search party. We walked around aimlessly looking for some guy?🙄 We didn’t find him. Also, he didn’t tell me I could bring my dog. And who invited the cops?
  • 69handiman69
    69handiman69 Posts: 350 Member
    she would not let me carry her she always wanted to carry me
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He joined a cult and swore he would get beamed up by 2020.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Other than the sentence I am currently writing, my vocabulary was limited to monosyllabic words…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Every answer was "No"
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She always said yes to everyone else for every request😕
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't like when I'd help other people out 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She gave all of our food and clothes to the less fortunate leaving us to hit up the local church for help.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited May 2021
    It bothered her that our heads tilted in the same direction whenever we kissed. Oh, and she didn’t like kissing me…
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He put onions in everything! Even onion powder in his coffee!☕️😝
  • tc1333
    tc1333 Posts: 4,034 Member
    We didn't break up!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited May 2021
    We didn’t? Are you sure? I can’t keep up with our breakups, we seem to break up over the silliest things like when you wanted us to wear matching outfits and I said no way! You threw a tantrum.🙄 Or when I ate your banana split when you weren’t watching!😋🍦😜
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was already taken..
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She couldn't tolerate my knitting addiction. I thought the purple knitted underwear was a great idea.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She replaced the toilet paper in the “under” position and I was strictly #TeamOver…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He used his toilet paper twice - the ultimate recycler.

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