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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was Broke and expected us to eat from fast food, dollar menus every night, and when I refused he threw a hissy fit! 😫0
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She made me empty my pockets and purse every night so she could throw my change into savings - she never shared.0
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We disagreed on the renegotiation of our contracts…0
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He wouldn't sign the prenup0
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She often compared me to her previous boyfriends, her present boyfriend and her future boyfriends…0
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😲 far too cute for me, I was punching far above my weight while it lasted.0
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She'd never explain why she was punching things.
I think she needs Anger Therapy! 😬0 -
I like role playing but running around the fire at midnight and howling at the full moon was a bit much for me.1
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Her last words to me were:
“I have HD vision and unfortunately, you are only standard definition”…0 -
He tried to steal all the coffee beans out of my closet!0
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She hid the coffee beans I purchased and stored in the pantry (like a normal person) in her closet (like a less-normal person). Not that I minded any of that but it was her who broke up with me because I was “intellectually inferior” to her…0
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He was secretly jealous of my quirkiness and academic achievements0
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She tangled my slinky, twisted my pinky and called me stinky but we broke up because I spoke only in rhymes…0
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It was the stinky bit that ended it.. He wore a cologne called eau de skunk0
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She disapproved of my safe-word suggestion: “continue”…0
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He was always looking for the answers by reading tea leaves, palms, tarot cards and runes, rarely did he ask a direct question because apparently he did not like my answers.0
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It didn’t bother her that I communicated with my plants, it was the fact that I would get so upset whenever they didn’t respond to any of my emails or texts right away…
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His "plants" weren't legal in our area, he got taken to jail0
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When I said I liked to play rough she thought I meant in all circumstances. Getting tripped, pushed down the stairs, and having mud flung in my face was not my idea of fun.0
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Took her for a fancy spa day and she freaked out over the mud bath. Said it brought back traumatic memories0
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I spoke only in jpeg and pdf format…0
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He didn’t Excel in the Word department1
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She disagreed when I suggested that stalking should be an Olympic event…0
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He didn’t like my long text messages!0
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She didn't appreciate me wanting to tattoo my prose on her body.0
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While bingeing the series BH90210, she discovered that I was team Brandon while she had always been team Dylan…0
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He watched 90210 🤮0
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She wanted to be both socially and emotionally distanced between me…0
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He misled me by saying he had Corona and I thought he meant 🍺🍻0
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Her obsession with alcohol was an affair I couldn't compete with.0
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