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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ๐’๐ก๐ž๐ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฐ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ค๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    edited April 2021
    I never drove above the speed limit...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    For him, living life in the fast lane was more like using a walker on the right side of hallway in a nursing home.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Apparently, I preferred to take it slow in relationships, both literally and metaphorically...
  • anna_nintey3
    anna_nintey3 Posts: 843 Member
    He took it so slow I'm still waiting to be invited to date #2
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She trying to get dateswith some Wheel Watcher! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    The only thing I want to watch is Prime & Netflix ๐Ÿคท
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    We often argued over fabric softener brands...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He said buying Snuggle because of the cute bear wasnโ€™t a good enough reason. ๐Ÿ˜’
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Got jealous all the time, we broke up over me googling water filters. I had a coupon for 20% off!๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ป
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    That ain't the only thing she was Googling ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didnโ€™t let me Google anything. Instead she pulled out the encyclopedias. ๐Ÿ˜–
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She Googled everything. She wouldn't answer anything without consulting Google first.
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    I couldn't have a conversation with her without her asking 2 or 3 trivia questions...always testing my knowledge!!!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was cheating on me with two ladies... Siri and Alexa. I never saw them but she was always talking to them. ๐Ÿ˜’
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    All we ever did was hold hands, sometimes furious, sweaty hand holding. I had enough when my hands became raw.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Everytime I played the Beatles she ran out the door screaming ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    She was obsessed with creating a Beatles (bug infested) band that toured the local bars...spent all her time in the backyard directing practice
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    Had a fear of entomology...
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Never wanted to party because of her allergies
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    She grew tired of me always referring to myself as โ€œthis guyโ€ with my thumbs pointing inwardly at my chest...
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He could never complete a sentence without referring to himself.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She'd yell at me always telling me what I'm doing wrong, then complain when I'd try to defend myself ๐Ÿ˜ง
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wanted to be pushed around on the dolly perched on two boxes of fuel mix like it was her personal chariot.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    I couldnโ€™t maintain coherent conversations, healthy relations or a mutual appreciation...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He never made sense, was never affectionate and didn't like anything I liked ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She dismissed by idea of being a Bee Keeper because she didn't want to deal with all the sticky messes.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    I refused to use the HOV lane whenever we were in the same vehicle...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He insisted that we always take separate vehicles when visiting family.
    I'm sure it was so he could escape if things went bad ๐Ÿฅด
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She always gave me the wrong address for special events with her friends. It was like she didnโ€™t want me to meet them...
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She'd refuse to write grocery lists, phone numbers, and addresses and directions down, gloating that she had it all memorized in her head...and then she's blame me when when she got it all wrong!

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