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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    He said he felt like he was being hugged all day long after I gave him an air hug...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She said my feet looked antique and to keep them hidden at all times. ๐Ÿ˜‘
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She didnโ€™t understand the special bond I had with my ๐Ÿญ.
  • anna_nintey3
    anna_nintey3 Posts: 843 Member
    edited March 2021
    Way too much taller than me, it looked stupid
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She said I was too short. :(
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She kept wanting me to pet her tiger
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I didn't have a Tiger for her to pet ๐Ÿ˜
  • am00r
    am00r Posts: 173 Member
    edited March 2021
    She flamed the tiger.. and have pic for memory :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She broke all the frames and tore up all my memories โ˜น๏ธ
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She used all the hairspray
  • twirthg
    twirthg Posts: 81 Member
    His hairspray was too strong smelling.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She became intolerant of my intolerance...
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Kept racing my car
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her car wouldn't go faster than 13.6 mi per hour. ๐Ÿฅฑ
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She's a material girl living in a material world and I'm a simple girl without all the frills.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Everytime I tried to get romantic she'd remind me of her "No Frills or Thrills policy. ๐Ÿ˜ง
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Apparently and unbeknownst to me, she disagreed with my theory that practicing good hygiene was only optional not mandatory...
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She called me a hoarder just because of my collection of cleaning supplies...
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She used too much aqua net hairspray
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She wore those high heels everywhere - made holes in the shower and ruined the carpets.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never did.. you must have been bored to grace us with your presence Dear Heart ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿค—
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I double spaced

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    He popped the eyeballs out of my teddy bear and decapitated it. Threw the head out on Monday and the body out on Friday.๐Ÿ˜ญ Rest in pieces Beary!๐Ÿงธ
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept mourning her old teddy bear -- crying and wailing all times of the day and night
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He liked to make me cry so he could bottle my tears for his shelf of oddities.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was okay with her ex bottling her tears, but when I wanted to bottle blood, it became an issue. ๐Ÿ˜’
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    She only wants wine
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ๐ป๐‘’'๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘˜๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘ฆ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘๐‘˜๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘™ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘–๐‘“ ๐ผ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ ๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ค, โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘”๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
    She drinks all what I made like it is water.... I think she having a problem ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ๐ป๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐ด๐ด ๐‘€๐‘’๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘”๐‘  ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘ฆ ๐‘’๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐ด๐‘ž๐‘ข๐‘Ž๐‘“๐‘–๐‘›๐‘Ž! :(

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