We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Get out the fur lined hand cuffs0
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Ready and waiting
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She waited for everyone but me
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She was still waiting for slim to wait for her even though she was waiting for someone else who coincidentally was waiting for me!0
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Always telling me to wait0
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He waited...but in the neighbours bedroom
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Because the weekends were no longer clothing optional around the house.0
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He found out he was my number 5 in my men rotation when I was his 30
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And thats a bad thing??JoeBeast0838 wrote: »Because the weekends were no longer clothing optional around the house.
Blu had way too many before me
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She didn't allow me to wear my pretty dresses.0
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Dresses ok ..underwear was optional 0
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Well then...guess we had no reason to break up really0
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..guess not 
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She ran out of cuddles0
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Wouldnt let slimgirljo join in0
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Got tired of all the threesomes.0
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Lol.....he said a 3some or noway .. 0
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Found her having play parties with lots of people instead of me0
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Never wanted to participate in my play
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We went broke buying batteries, wouldn't use rechargeables0
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Just like he said! He was always using up all the batteries doing who knows what! 0
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She wanted to get rid of all technology so we could focus on our love. Was fun for about a week but we both missed mfp.0
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She complained because all the houses batteries were missing0
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She dumped me for her Online Lovers!0
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Sadly, her mob of admirers weren't online. They were coming to the house all hours of the day and night.0
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Would never reveal his true self .... I just got to see a caricature of him0
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He said I had a BIG head!0
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Her hair kept plugging up the drain - I got tired of fishing it out!0
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BigLifter10 wrote: »Her hair kept plugging up the drain - I got tired of fishing it out!
Told me she was 100 years old, didn't appreciate the gift certificate to the old folks home0
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