We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

She poured my rocket fuel down the sink

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kjm3579

Kept trying to get in between me and my Dear Heart

slimgirljo15

He said I creeped him out ...enough said

kjm3579

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He said I creeped him out ...enough said

But no one breaks up with one's Dear Heart, right ???

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slimgirljo15

I loved my Dear Heart...he just could never measure up .

Right you are Dear Heart ..its in the rules ..no breaking up..

WMDemetree

she had to always rhyme... in bed!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt appreciate my Talents!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Simple truth is that he was Jealous!

MissRheingold

ha ha she thought there were simple truths

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finny11122

she is an escaped convict

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MissRheingold

he looked like a white collar criminal

finny11122

She told the cops of my fraudulent activity

WMDemetree

is the face behind all the emails you get from Nigeria

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asianfashionista86

He always had a wandering eye

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MissRheingold

well his gestures were too distracting

SuzyQAzureblue

She always seemed distracted around me

slimgirljo15

She upped and ran off with her ex..damn you leon

FabulousFantasticFifty

I never heard the end of it, you know...How her Ex ran off with her Ex!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I'm not sure, but I have all of the locks of hair from her hairbrush fashioned into a doll to remember her by.

blu_de_ville

Said I talked to much

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wouldn't go on Drop Zone with me.

blu_de_ville

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

Wouldn't go on Drop Zone with me.

Wanted to kill me on scary rides

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She said she could handle anything I threw at her, I gave her a list of chores. She dropped it and left.