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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She was always speaking like she was in an over the top novella.
  • nts514
    nts514 Posts: 36 Member
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    he spent more time taking selfies than hanging out with me
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    I'm sensitive to bananas and he just didn't care. Bananas are life he'd always say
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited July 2019
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    I was mentally too inept to satisfy her intellectual needs...
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    He gone dun and used all them BIG words and I just can't get up from down on that there type of talk
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,530 Member
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    She jumped down from her IQ to mine and, well, the result wasn't pretty. I think she might have reached terminal velocity.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    It was like talking to a brick.. IQ in the minus numbers
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    I came home after a 4 month tour on a Fishing boat and found 164 men chained up in my basement begging for more punishment!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    It was all just an illusion...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    It was just my imagination running away with me
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited July 2019
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    She did not appreciate my role play, foreplay nor cosplay...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He was a player
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She was not...
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,370 Member
    edited July 2019
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    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    She was not...

    ...in the same universe as me. I was Star Trek, she was Star Wars
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    They liked the wrong fiction universe
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although we both enjoyed long walks on the beach, I preferred he take them with me not with my brother...
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,530 Member
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    I thought we taking nice romantic walks and when I sobered up I was just dragging a naked mannequin around the supermarket car park
  • Ruben_244
    Ruben_244 Posts: 257 Member
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    Too jealous
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I found a naked woman hiding in our closet, one under the bed and 2 behind the curtains ..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Interesting.. she has naked men in same locations.. 🤔

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