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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    epr31295 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    People were jealous of us and how happy we were so they planted items to make me look guilty of flirting with every girl I ever saw!

    Aww baby, you mean it was all a lie..

    Come back to me 🤗

    Yes it was all lies! I don't have a flirting bone in my body!

    Together forever 🤗😙
    Or till the wife finds out 😂

    Now about cleaning out your basement!

    😔 but they're my toys, my playthings .. 😁
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
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    I broke her basement swing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    calno8294 wrote: »
    I broke her basement swing.

    She broke my swing 😔
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She never told me she had a basement swing. I feel so betrayed :(

    :p
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He got locked in Jo's basement so I moved on.
  • nighthawk584
    nighthawk584 Posts: 1,994 Member
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    she was married :#
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
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    He wouldn’t stop taking arm selfies. Hanging them framed on the walls was just too far.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    When making cereal, she’s pour the milk in the bowl first, then the cereal...
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
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    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    When making cereal, she’s pour the milk in the bowl first, then the cereal...

    That’s awful. I’d break up with me too.
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,369 Member
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    She thought I was awful for breaking up with my former lover who turned out to be a cereal killer.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    I was afraid of the cereal killer ex-lover
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She eats too much cereal .. leaving me the milk
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,369 Member
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    She was okay with it when they renamed my beloved 'Sugar Smacks' to the more PC 'Honey Smacks'.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I did not meet all prerequisites to maintain the relationship...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He got a rash.. it looked terrible. I didn't want to risk catching it
  • PiscesIntuition
    PiscesIntuition Posts: 1,365 Member
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    Because he’s an Aries ♈️.
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
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    Because i wanted to invite a third person into our bed!
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    Because she wanted to have multiple partners. I'm a one partner kind of guy.
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
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    He doesn’t bite.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She had prettier eyelashes than me and she made me a Sinner because of Envy

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