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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 179,040 Member Member Posts: 179,040 Member
    Found out he was getting all dressed up and sneaking out to wine & dine some Guy who watches wheels! 😟
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,532 Member Member Posts: 2,532 Member
    She didn't like my lego pieces next to my bed. Sometimes inspiration strikes at 1am, and you just gotta build.
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    I stepped on a lego in the middle of the night. Thought I was going to lose my foot. He had to go!
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    Didn't understand that I wasn't sleepwalking. I was just getting a midnight snack.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,403 Member Member Posts: 244,403 Member
    Dayyumm.. he ate day and night, I couldn't afford him :D
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    Said she was going to be my sugar mama and support me
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    Her intentions were cruel
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    She wanted me to do everything, The cook does not do the dishes too......
  • Kyle_AKA_MooseKyle_AKA_Moose Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,057 Member
    She didn't believe plating take out qualified as slaving away in the kitchen..... That's hard work! :p
  • swcliftonswclifton Member, Premium Posts: 325 Member Member, Premium Posts: 325 Member
    All he ever wanted to do was work, no play...come on let's play!
  • BananabeatsBananabeats Member Posts: 73 Member Member Posts: 73 Member
    He wouldn't cut my toenails - with his teeth
  • poland_dianapoland_diana Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member
    Feet smelled like old cheese.
  • BananabeatsBananabeats Member Posts: 73 Member Member Posts: 73 Member
    Don't you know it! 🤣🧀

    Wouldn't stop with the backseat driving.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 22,527 Member Member Posts: 22,527 Member
    He screamed too loud when I made him ride in the trunk. 🙄
  • poland_dianapoland_diana Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member
    She would hide me in the trunk when her friends came around. 🤔
  • mattig89chmattig89ch Member Posts: 2,532 Member Member Posts: 2,532 Member
    She thought I was hiding her, when I asked he to go get nachos for us. I would have shared them!
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 22,527 Member Member Posts: 22,527 Member
    The paper bag he made me wear over my head in public was one of those small lunch bags. I could barely breathe,
  • poland_dianapoland_diana Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,210 Member
    She hoard to much craft paper around my house to the point I couldn’t walk in my own place. Plus she made cute paper dolls with it. I just couldn’t take it anymore...her hoarding almost burned my house down.
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 179,040 Member Member Posts: 179,040 Member
    Her house burned down, so I offered her my couch for a spell... unfortunately, she's been living on my couch for seven years. 🥴
  • Minion_training_programMinion_training_program Member Posts: 8,054 Member Member Posts: 8,054 Member
    Wait? When were we together to begin with? Why did no one told me?
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