We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Rob_in_MI

She didn't like my bone.

slimgirljo15

I liked his bone ....but it was the constant poking with it..honestly I never got a minutes rest..

GabriellaEstrella

She slept to much

RunTimer

She talks in her sleep

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jacques57

She threw away my Frank Zappa CD Collection

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RunTimer

She listened to Twisted Sister

slimgirljo15

I don't know why ..he wouldn't tell me

RunTimer

She knows

SuperSnoopy

The head fell off, so nothing to talk to!
Oops meant for run timer sorry Jo

RunTimer

SuperSnoopy wrote: »

The head fell off, so nothing to talk to!

His heads were too big

slimgirljo15

Hahaha...the distance made it impossible to consummate our love

SuperSnoopy

Getting personal now.

He's faceless

RunTimer

I was envious of him

slimgirljo15

Again with the breaking up...But I don't want to

RunTimer

we were combustible, literally! the fire department came 4 times (which is the same number of times I did)

MissRheingold

FD wanted him for their calendar, but he wouldn't show his face

FabulousFantasticFifty

She found out what I really looked like and made me wear a paper bag over my head!

RunTimer

Had a paper bag fetish

Nograce80

He said the handcuffs I used to chain in my basement "chafed his wrists" what a baby!

RunTimer

wore football jersey on our wedding day

slimgirljo15

Was married already

RunTimer

tried to induct me into polymorphic cult

mhiggi02

would wake me up by yelling "best butter my bisciuts boy"....scared the crap outta me

MzIrish

Always wanted biscuits

RunTimer

had weird nickname for my tush

MzIrish

Would let me grab the tush when I wanted

RunTimer

too competitive..we had BACK FLEX OFFS

FabulousFantasticFifty

Caught him flexing his nekkid *kitten* with some nekkid chick!