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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • mjgrin
    mjgrin Posts: 883 Member
    Made me watch tennis on TV and I hated it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I can't think of one reason to break up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    :*<3
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    His suit cut off his blood circulation
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    HawleyGriffin wrote: »
    She turned my home office into her walk in closet

    #goals
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    She used jedi mind powers on me.
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    She gave me a apple that made me fall asleep for 200 years.
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    She was too needy. Blah blah, I need oxygen, food, water...
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    She had one foot that was too big and elves built a village around it.
  • MrsGreen140
    MrsGreen140 Posts: 212 Member
    He caught me in bed with one of the elves. I told him he was just a friend, but he didn't want to hear it.
  • morning_joy
    morning_joy Posts: 1,063 Member
    She still didn't want to give up those elves. Even when we tried the poly-amorous thing with the elves...just not getting her to let go.
  • YAMBAM20
    YAMBAM20 Posts: 133 Member
    She refused to let me join in the elvish merriment.
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Was hellbent on joining jul's elvish merriment for some reason.
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    She pooped in the movie theater lobby and I slipped and fell on it.
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    I said are yall ready for this and she wasn't ready.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He wasn't into 3somes :p ..his loss
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Her mom was nice, but her father looked like the loch Ness monster eating mayonnaise.
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    She breastfed for 45minutes and put it in mfp as cardio.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He wanted to be breast feed all the time...was difficult getting the groceries
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Her pimp hand was too strong.

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