We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

RunTimer

he drank whiskey like i drink coffee

kjm3579

Drank all the coffee and left me with an empty pot

RunTimer

smoked all the pot and left my stash empty

WMDemetree

he was always on diet

MisterRok

He was not a she

CherylNTexas

Everything was black and white. No grey zone.

MisterRok

She was 50 shades of all kinds of *kitten*

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CherylNTexas

He was out of my league.

RunTimer

she was too critical

JSurita3

He wouldn't share

Kulaid77

She wanted everything. My money, my car, my house, my soul, etc.

JSurita3

He had no idea what I really wanted.

saladcrunchy

he felt used

kjm3579

saladcrunchy wrote: »

he felt used

She was a very private person who would only share her salad with me

CherylNTexas

I couldn't stand all the salad crunching. It was maddening!

JSurita3

She hated my recipes

CherylNTexas

all she would feed me was cotton balls. Said she was helping me diet...

kjm3579

Feed me this weird diet, I wanted some meat and potatoes

saladcrunchy

we both wanted meat and potatoes

Kulaid77

Her idea of meat was tofu.

saladcrunchy

he thought she wanted tofu

RunTimer

s/he wilted

saladcrunchy

he limped

RunTimer

what I thought was lettuce I found out was secretly Kale (ewww)

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saladcrunchy

he took everything too personally

TUsphg8B4zrapVx

I thought it was a girl.

*disclaimer: currently drunk*

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saladcrunchy

TUsphg8B4zrapVx wrote: »

I thought it was a girl.

*disclaimer: currently drunk*

forgiven; we got back together again xx