We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I couldn't understand him/her?0
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she couldnt cook0
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He confused me with someone else.0
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because her culinary skills made other men salivate0
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She threatened to kill me , if i didnt marry her0
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because he saw sense and ran a mile!0
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She thought she could dominate me in a variety of ways0
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He was submissive0
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she wanted to be dominated0
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When they said crunchy salad, it's because they put glass in it! Almost killed me.0
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She was so gullible0
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Aww damn woman..you gone and left me..really..what did I do ??
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you were perfect; we broke up because of the kids
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We did??..come back to me ..we can put the seedlings into a nursery. .you and I can get tossed togethersaladcrunchy wrote: »you were perfect; we broke up because of the kids
..Would you like a good tossing..and cover you in dressing .. 
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because lettuce was only a resting bed of soft and safe0
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She was always overdressed0
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she wanted to strip everything away0
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saladcrunchy wrote: »she wanted to strip everything away
she installed a pole in the basement0 -
she found me out
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Was too old..you know what happens to old lettuce..limp
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Didn't want to meet my parents0
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Took too many selfies while driving 0
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Looked better in a bikini than I did. 0
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We never did..was lies spread by jealous haters.....michael..duckie and I are very happy 0
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You kept putting my panties on the duck.0
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Kept trying to wear panties.0
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She got mad when I ate the peanut butter. She said it was for the dog???0
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