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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I said I was collecting Kilts and he thought I said kills! :open_mouth:
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she thought I was foolish enough to not understand what she said and what she didn't, and that I'd blindly believe what she thought she said
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    He would cross dress to look like Julianne Moore but actually looked like a tramp ran outa her coke!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    he spoke in riddles and thought he was auditioning for the next Batman movie as The Riddler
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always rambling on and on about what I did or didnt say!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she wanted the Riddler's role and was jealous of my dedication and aptness for that role!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    he didn't dedicate himself to his role in the relationship
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    I was joker, but he wasn't no batman! >:)
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She wanted to roam the world, and she thought the relation-ship was the ticket
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    I was bored and he wouldn't tell me jokes!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    He would sleepwalk and roam the streets singing Celine Dion
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    She thinks im her ATM
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    He would sleepwalk and roam the streets singing Celine Dion

    She wouldn't sleep walk / sleep talk and sleep - with me! >:)
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he pretended to sleepwalk to go see his side chick
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    he wanted to watch me sleep :p
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she had some nutty reasons for breaking up... Who wouldn't want to watch a beauty sleep?
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    His kiss didn't wake me from my eternal sleep spell
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She took too many sleeping pills. Couldn't wake her
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    He tricked me into taking sleeping pills, telling me it was my vitamins.
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She could type while in her 'eternal sleep spell'... I was scared!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    lol
    didn't realize i was talented in many, Many, MANY, ways.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she was a little upset about the whole ruffie thing
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she took her creepiness as her talent!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Didn't realize creepiness can be morphed to be sexiness ;)
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she was like that x-men character ... she could morph herself!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he didn't remember Mystique's name and I knew way too much about x-men
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    he knew more about fictional characters than real life people!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he always jumped to the wrong conclusions
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    he would never live in the moment
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    edited May 2015
    he hurt himself in the dismount after sexy time

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