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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    wasn't into the "European" look of forests
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wanted me to get a Brazilian!
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    Just wouldn't shave
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    didn't wanna land on my landing strip
  • Diondk
    Diondk Posts: 159 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    didn't wanna land on my landing strip

    Wasn't allowed to land on her landing strip :(


  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He tried to tell me he was a pilot!
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    Didn't believe I was a diver
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Diondk wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    didn't wanna land on my landing strip

    Wasn't allowed to land on her landing strip :(


    Crashed his planed when he was almost ready to land
  • Diondk
    Diondk Posts: 159 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    Diondk wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    didn't wanna land on my landing strip

    Wasn't allowed to land on her landing strip :(


    Crashed his planed when he was almost ready to land

    She closed down the runway!:)

  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    Teased then refused
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    didn't want me to play tease him
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I never heard of this tease game, and she laughed at me in front of everyone about it.
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    Just didn't get the game
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He had no game
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    She had lost interest in me and the dog
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    lacked sportsmanship and wasn't willing to teach the rules of the game to others
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    Demanded rules and a safe word
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    didn't realize rules were meant to be broken
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    It was anarchy in our bedroom!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    wouldn't be my queen
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    Wouldn't kneel for me
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I thought he was referring to my last name and making a joke, I didn't find it funny and stormed out.
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    Was too serious
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Was always laughing in the bedroom, I don't see what's funny!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I thought he was referring to my last name and making a joke, I didn't find it funny and stormed out.
    I see the comedian!

    didn't find as many things funny for a comedian
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She would come to my shows and heckle me. Thought it was foreplay.
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    She only put on latex shows
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was allergic to latex, it would never work out.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    i broke out in hives from his latex
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    That's wasn't latex...

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