We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Neversettle78

She wouldn't bring me coffee

Nograce80

I thought never settling meant they something to do with health, no it meant they wouldn't commit...ever!

New_determination

Her glasses were cuter than mine

_HunterKiller_

because every day a new Obsession (see what I did there )

Neversettle78

Because he was out of my league!

New_determination

He got old fast (c what I did there) jokes

slimgirljo15

Yup..name says it all

_HunterKiller_

new_obsession wrote: »

He got old fast (c what I did there) jokes

New_determination

slimgirljo15

I was just too much ..

Nograce80

her boobs were too big, they smothered me!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought I would be willing to get a Breast reduction! Uhmmm...NO!!!

Nograce80

Wouldn't make "small" changes for me!

slimgirljo15

Emptied our bank account and sunk my yacht

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always making up weird Jingles for every move I made!

KingLarry99

Was mad when I took the nickels out of her piggy bank and played with her toy boat...

slimgirljo15

I found out he was a queen

Nograce80

She didn't want to be royalty, what a weirdo!

KingLarry99

Didn't like that I was in touch with my feminine side...

New_determination

Stole my makeup n nail polish

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was obsessed with everyone but me!

Nograce80

Was always borrwing my stuff and some guy she was seeing kept stealing it!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was pawning my stuff to pay for Hookers!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought I was a closet Lesbian! I like Men Dammit!!!

KingLarry99

Wasn't in touch with her feminine side...

Nograce80

He wanted me to act like a 50's housewife, but without the drug use.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like this because he said it made me look Butch!

KingLarry99

Tried to drill me, in a bad way...

slimgirljo15

Tried to drill me in a ba.....never mind..come back...drill me ..

Mrj183

always took my keys out of the bowl