We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

He said I wasn't lusty enough

GFitMan

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Tried to drill me in a ba.....never mind..come back...drill me ..

^^^ that was freaking funny lmao

Kept handing me a drill plus box of
Drill bits

PewterSky

Was too busy being a handyman for the neighbours.

47Jacqueline

Couldn't keep her hands off the neighbors

Neversettle78

She was always giving me "the look" by pulling down her sunglasses

Nograce80

She never wore deodorant but insisted on raising those arms!

Mrj183

always fogging up her glasses

slimgirljo15

He couldn't keep it up

striderb

She wouldn't pull them down.

shannylane4

He always had his head in the clouds

striderb

She'd never look up.

slimgirljo15

Looked down on me

Mrj183

spent so much on knee pads

slimgirljo15

Do we really have to break up ?

FabulousFantasticFifty

She never wanted to completely end it with her ex and I didn't have the Muscle he did!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He found out that I had Magazines under my mattress!

New_determination

Didn't wanna make my reading fantasies a reality

FabulousFantasticFifty

She asked me to do impossible things and I was afraid!

mandipandi75

She made that face at every passerby.. kiss face was not for me

Salty_Sauce

She wouldn't kiss me enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

His kisses to mandi were sweet and to me were salty!

mandipandi75

Always wanted it. ... so tired

kjm3579

Was always too tired for "it"!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Made me work two jobs to support him!

kjm3579

Complained too much

slimgirljo15

Its in our contract. One can never break up with ones Dear Heart

Neversettle78

She insisted on a contract! lol

slimgirljo15

Just wasn't into me

RunTimer

we like making up again

Nograce80

I found out he was dating my mom!