We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

pie_eyes

So was she I was she I was tired of making out with a make up pamphlet

slimgirljo15

I didn't have the right equipment .

JSurita3

She doesn't have the right equipment.

Jess1989ica

Kept causing fights to get the makeup sex

RunTimer

she didn't like that I wore makeup during sex

slimgirljo15

He looked better in make up than I

RunTimer

She wasn't into my Cosplay

slimgirljo15

He stayed in costume 24/7

kangakev

Because she practiced her acupuncture technique on me...using knitting needles and ice picks

slimgirljo15

Such a sook..couldn't handle a little pain

_Tink_

Made me call her Mistress of Pain.

jbuzzed

Was way too rough

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Never used the safe word but complained about how rough it got.

kangakev

often took me bungee jumping..but never bought the cord along

pie_eyes

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Such a sook..couldn't handle a little pain

pie_eyes

^didn't mean to put that

His duck obsession was annoying

RunTimer

He ran out of beer

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Hates wildlife.

slimgirljo15

Creeped me out when the duck watched us being intimate..

RunTimer

Is Anatidaephobic

slimgirljo15

He knew this and yet still insisted on leting Michaels duck watch us..

jbuzzed

She didn't realize the duck had a camera

47Jacqueline

She was a quack

slimgirljo15

She sold our sexy pics ..taken from the ducks camera

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Couldn't stop looking into the duck camera once she found it.

slimgirljo15

Literally never let go of that duck..had his hands around it all the time..

jbuzzed

So needy

pie_eyes

Ducks

slimgirljo15

We didn't break up...he is still tied to my bed .

jbuzzed

I walked in and found @mre102r tied to our bed