We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Darklords

yes as it should be but you just couldn't except that

slimgirljo15

Took everything

AimLP

Gave nothing

Darklords

didn't like the cabana boys

g44219

caught her fooling around with too many cabana boys

Darklords

he got jealous of the cabana boys

g44219

called the cops just because I happened to be standing in the bushes by her window at night.

synchkat

He didn't bring me coffee

slimgirljo15

Was arrested..went to jail..the boys loved him @griffk00

@synchkat.too demanding

Darklords

found great amusement at the thought of him in jail

g44219

hahaha when I got out of jail she kept throwing soap on the floor in front of me and laughing

slimgirljo15

He walked funny

g44219

she had some pretty weird stuff in your toy closet

slimgirljo15

Had a boyfriend called big bubba

Darklords

she got strange call all hours of the night

AimLP

It wasn't just a call that kept her up all night

RunTimer

new year..new flame

Darklords

left me for another

AimLP

Not very bright

RunTimer

Her Mom objected to our union

AimLP

My times werent fast enough

RunTimer

she insisted on matching outfits..

..and I didn't look good in pink

jbuzzed

He insisted on matching outfits ...unclothed.

Mizzaf

She had a split personality

AimLP

She always wanted to split.. I don't share

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Always got hers, I never got mine.

AimLP

Never bumped into me with anything

MzIrish

She was always taking selfie and didn't pay attention to me

slimgirljo15

Aww hell no..you can't leave me irish

g44219

She had Irish locked in her basement