We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Bonny132

she was too demanding, and did not like Adele

RunTimer

She thought Adele was a computer brand

Bonny132

Adele is not the computer? Then who is Adele?

RunTimer

she said she needed an upgrade

Bonny132

He said he was an expert, then left me all confused, in parts..... and to make matters worse, refused to kill the spider on his way out!

RunTimer

tired and tried..but the shoe didn't fit

_Pseudonymous_

had a spider infestation... why did it have to be spiders

RunTimer

she was afraid of snakes

_Pseudonymous_

because he opened the freaking covenant when I told him not to... and now he doesn't have a face.

RunTimer

she didn't believe that the Millenium Falcon made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

47Jacqueline

He was too involved with spectator sports, always had his face in the tv

JSurita3

She got rid of all the TVs in the house.

slimgirljo15

Wasn't interested in me..I danced naked in front of the tv and she just yelled at me and pushed me over

JSurita3

Always trying to distract me.

slimgirljo15

She threw an empty bottle at my head ...or 2 or 3

GFitMan

Didnt recycle

HappilyDistracted

Wouldn't ride in my hummer

WMDemetree

wouldn't fit in my Smart

JSurita3

his car was too small

RunTimer

she said I was too small

Kvm11628

He was always too high.

slimgirljo15

There was a reason I called him my * little one*

HappilyDistracted

I hated her pet names

RunTimer

he kept confusing his PH/Farells

JSurita3

He mocked my confusion.

RunTimer

she mocked my mock turtle neck

...and she called me a dick(ey)

Kvm11628

He liked his dickey more than me.

RunTimer

As a was Major, she didn't respect my Privates

MzIrish

Was to private

MzIrish

Was too private