We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She posted naked pics of me0
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She cropped me out of said pix0
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He walked around kissing his guns0
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she worshipped his guns, built an altar to them, it was freaky0
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found out about her freaky side0
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Wouldn't let me be a weirdo. lol0
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Was weirder than me0
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she was implicated in the el Chapo escape0
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She yelled out another man's name in the middle of us having sex.0
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I was a beer man and he was more of a martini guy0
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If he did drink a martini it was only those fruity froo-froo ones.0
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She named my man parts frilly froo froo0
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he tried to put me on a strict diet0
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He named his dogs Frilly and Froo Froo. It was a little strange.0
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Couldn't use mind control0
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Didn't like that I wore hats most of the time0
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she didn't believe drinking beer was a super power0
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Believed drinking beer was super power!!0
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musclegood_fatbad wrote: »Didn't like that I wore hats most of the time
Seriously I love hats!
Wouldn't dance with meshe didn't believe drinking beer was a super power
Crushed when I drank him under the table0 -
Would only drink with me under a table0
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he drank all the beer0
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He brewed all of his own beer. Made the house stink. Take it outside, man!0
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she kicked me out of the house! It was freaking snowing outside0
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He couldn't see that there are some benefits to the cold.0
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Because I was jealous of all the female attention he got0
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I heard red heads would steal your soul
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He heard a myth about redheads that was false0
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She said I wasn't fiery enough0
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He had a weird obsession with fire.0
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she always talked about shoes0
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