We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Nograce80

She posted naked pics of me

RunTimer

She cropped me out of said pix

slimgirljo15

He walked around kissing his guns

Bonny132

she worshipped his guns, built an altar to them, it was freaky

RunTimer

found out about her freaky side

WildEssenceXO

Wouldn't let me be a weirdo. lol

Bonny132

Was weirder than me

RunTimer

she was implicated in the el Chapo escape

Wizeman22

She yelled out another man's name in the middle of us having sex.

g44219

I was a beer man and he was more of a martini guy

Kvm11628

If he did drink a martini it was only those fruity froo-froo ones.

musclegood_fatbad

She named my man parts frilly froo froo

g44219

he tried to put me on a strict diet

Kvm11628

He named his dogs Frilly and Froo Froo. It was a little strange.

jbuzzed

Couldn't use mind control

musclegood_fatbad

Didn't like that I wore hats most of the time

g44219

she didn't believe drinking beer was a super power

FieryR3dHead

Believed drinking beer was super power!!

jbuzzed

musclegood_fatbad wrote: »

Didn't like that I wore hats most of the time

Seriously I love hats!

Wouldn't dance with me

griffk00 wrote: »

she didn't believe drinking beer was a super power

Crushed when I drank him under the table

musclegood_fatbad

Would only drink with me under a table

g44219

he drank all the beer

Kvm11628

He brewed all of his own beer. Made the house stink. Take it outside, man!

g44219

she kicked me out of the house! It was freaking snowing outside

Kvm11628

He couldn't see that there are some benefits to the cold.

FieryR3dHead

Because I was jealous of all the female attention he got

g44219

I heard red heads would steal your soul

FieryR3dHead

He heard a myth about redheads that was false

musclegood_fatbad

She said I wasn't fiery enough

Kvm11628

He had a weird obsession with fire.

g44219

she always talked about shoes