We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

Clearly lacked imagination.

slimgirljo15

Still longed for his ex..caught him winking at her

srv524

Clearly couldn't handle me

srv524

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Still longed for his ex..caught him winking at her

Nah baby it's not like that, she couldn't handle me. You're the only one for me

Kvm11628

There wasn't enough to handle
(Ok, that one might be too much....)

srv524

She said I was her first...of the hour

slimgirljo15

He forgot the safe word..I broke him a little ..ooops

srv524

Made me cry

Kvm11628

She was a little too careless

srv524

Too easy to handle

biattabrittani

Too hot to handle

Jess1989ica

Didn't have the right parts

srv524

Too much to handle

slimgirljo15

Handled himself a lot...

Kvm11628

Kept saying handle over and over. I needed something else to go on.

srv524

Had to handle it, no one else could.

Kvm11628

Put himself on a pedestal.

srv524

That's because it needed a pedestal

Kvm11628

Referred to himself as 'it.' Very creepy.

slimgirljo15

Damn...we can't break up..say you won't leave me

srv524

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Damn...we can't break up..say you won't leave me

Oh I won't

Jess1989ica

He wasn't wild enough in bed

srv524

She literally wanted a jungle gym in the bedroom

Jess1989ica

srv524 wrote: »

She literally wanted a jungle gym in the bedroom

Is that too much to ask?!?

srv524

Jess1989ica wrote: »

srv524 wrote: »

She literally wanted a jungle gym in the bedroom

Is that too much to ask?!?

Not if I got boob pics every once in awhile

srv524

Fondled himself too much

srv524

Wouldn't listen to me

slimgirljo15

Too bossy

Kvm11628

Not bossy enough

g44219

I had to tell her to do everything