We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

srv524

She liked midget tossing

cmDaffy

He insisted on always being shot with his shirt off...

Kvm11628

She always had to be a big shot, didn'tcha?

Wonderwomanvik

She couldn't handle her alcohol.

Kvm11628

She REALLY didn't know me.

JSurita3

Wanted to take me to AA meetings. In fact insisted.

novelle21

Lost my car keyssssss

47Jacqueline

She kept locking me out.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to move in!

srv524

Tried to move out

slimgirljo15

Crawled home like that every night ^^

FabulousFantasticFifty

Lived with some guy that never learned to walk upright

novelle21

Hello, it's me, I was wondering
If after all these years you'd like to meet to go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal, yeah
But I ain't done much healing

srv524

Kept quoting lyrics instead of making me food

slimgirljo15

I kicked his lazy *kitten* out..when I say pleasure me ..I mean it ..damn it

srv524

Caught her watching midget scat porn

slimgirljo15

Saw him act in midget scat porn..his scat

FabulousFantasticFifty

Collected weird movies
Wait.... is that you!!???!!
Starred in weird movies

Kvm11628

Never gave me credit for my acting skills.

zakum1

Made some weird moves

novelle21

Made me watch weird movies with her. I said I wanna watch The Lion King!

Kvm11628

Was into beastiality.

srv524

Wouldn't watch Army of Darkness with me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought that he could travel through time

Kvm11628

Two-timed me.

novelle21

Brought home 4 cats. I told you I'm allergic! Ahhchooooooooo

FabulousFantasticFifty

Dumped me when she found out about my Split Personality.

zakum1

Could not go near her kitty

Kvm11628

He just wasn't good with cats.

novelle21

Refused to shave