We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Wonderwomanvik

I enjoyed @kimvmajor's cream better than his!

srv524

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

I enjoyed @kimvmajor's cream better than his!

She preferred skim milk and couldn't handle my heavy cream

47Jacqueline

I prefer it black

provencal73

@kimvmajor @srv524 ya'll are hilarious

Kvm11628

She needed to lighten it up.

srv524

@provencal73 laughed at me in bed

@kimvmajor filmed while she laughed

Kvm11628

He was too camera shy.

and, @provencal73, thanks!

bdgfn

She was not at all camera shy and posted her nude pics everywhere

provencal73

@srv524 got upset when @kimvmajor wouldn't stop filming

Kvm11628

She liked to narrate every.single.thing we did.

samdondero

He ran away to be a woman.
Lol true story.

srv524

Kept posting revealing pics on MFP

Kvm11628

He would only reveal his top half. I was beginning to think he had something to hide.

srv524

Pretended to be wonder woman yet didn't show off her legs

Kvm11628

His detective skills were lacking (and forgot that Wonder Woman's true power was in her lasso of truth).

Darklords

was really black widow not wonder woman

srv524

@kimvmajor 's lasso was a dirty sock and wouldn't show me cleav

@Darklords wouldn't show me a real pic of her

Darklords

man you always want more and more your crowding me

Kvm11628

srv524

Her boobs were hand-drawn

Kvm11628

He always had too many hands on his boobs.

Darklords

kimvmajor wrote: »

hahahahaha

@srv524 that is all he could handle

Kvm11628

(good one, @Darklords)

RunTimer

caught her drawing a mustache on me while I was asleep

Kvm11628

Slept entirely too much.

srv524

Slept around too much

RunTimer

found out she was driving on an expired driver's license

slimgirljo15

Found out he was a she

Kvm11628

His milk was always expired. How was I supposed to eat my Oreos without milk?

RunTimer

when she said she loved OREOS...I musunderstood