We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

She preferred my sister

srv524

I preferred @kimvmajor 's brother

Kvm11628

All the family relations just got too confusing for me.

slimgirljo15

He liked dudes

bdgfn

Her sister was hotter than she is

srv524

His brother was hotter than he was

Nograce80

He cheated on me with my brother!

srv524

She wouldn't join in

MzIrish

Found out he was a fan of the San Jose Sharks... My most hated team ..

srv524

She didn't realize I hated hockey since it's not a real sport.

Kvm11628

His taste in sports did not match mine. Such a shame.

srv524

Her bedroom tastes did not match mine. Instant divorce.

MzIrish

Was too serious all the time.. needed to learn to relax and have fun

srv524

Her idea of fun was 7 other guys

MzIrish

srv524 wrote: »

Her idea of fun was 7 other guys

Ouch... He was mad he couldnt get those 7 guys

provencal73

She wanted to meet these 7 guys

srv524

She couldn't commit to 1 person, he wanted more from a relationship.

Kvm11628

Sometimes, I thought he just needed to be committed.

srv524

Wasn't dedicated enough to her fitness goals

Kvm11628

He called me fat.

srv524

Her boobs weren't as firm as they once were; I blame the daily box of twinkies she would eat.

Kvm11628

He forgot I was more of a Drakes Cakes kind of gal. Kept bringing me Twinkies and Suzie Qs when I wanted coffee cakes and Devil Dogs.

srv524

Referred to my penis as a Twinkie and her V as a Suzie Q.

Kvm11628

He didn't like my pet names.

srv524

Couldn't fit the whole Twinkie in her mouth

WMDemetree

had no more cream in his twinkie

Kvm11628

Would not stop talking about deliciously awful snack cakes. Way too much temptation.

srv524

My cream was too tempting for her

Kvm11628

He used up all the cream. I didn't have anything for my coffee. And, no one wants to see me without my coffee.

srv524

Didn't realize that my cream supply is neverending