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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Wouldn't untie me from the bed after 4 hours of snu-snu (bonus points if you get that, meanie)0
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He was more interested in Futurama reruns than me. I had to tie him down.0
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kept falling into other guys beds..........0
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saw his picture at the post office0
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Broke my pelvis from hours of snu snu0
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had an Elvis fetish0
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He relied solely on his pelvis.0
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Didn't realize that my pelvis was my money-maker0
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He never gave me my points.0
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her points poked me0
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He never turned up the heat. Too much of a cheapskate.0
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He stole her points and cashed them in for a Tim Hortons gift card0
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his kept quoting Horton Hears a Who
and if I heard "a person's a person no matter how small one more time...0 -
His TimBits were too small.0
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2 words:
size queen0 -
He didn't know how awesome Tim Hortons coffee is, and thus, missed out on a lot in life.0
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Her Tim Bits were more "bits"0
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He drank way too much coffee
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He thought Nicholas Cage was a good actor0
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He wanted to put me in a cage0
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Her cage wasn't rusty enough0
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He tried to give me tetanus!0
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She didn't appreciate what I gave her.0
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True this ...she gave me an STD
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She misinterpreted. It was a Save the Date.....0
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she stood me up for a date0
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He didn't let me stand up because I was too tall.0
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she couldn't stand me0
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He got me all wrong.0
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