We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

mnshanbhag

had nuts!

cmDaffy

He didn't like that I wanted to glaze his nuts

junelove89

Was obsessed with my kitty

finny11122

bad communicator

Kvm11628

Forgot that sometimes you don't need words

mnshanbhag

her never avatar didn't have any colour

Kvm11628

He didn't like change

junelove89

Always stole my change

Just_J_Now

Called me a thief

Kvm11628

Stole my heart

junelove89

Broke my heart... porcelain collection

kjm3579

She also had a collection of lovers

Kvm11628

Had a houseful of porcelain figurines of animals. I realized I was dating an 80-year-old woman.

junelove89

Didn't appreciate my old school soul

bdgfn

Never watched any movie except "Old School"

Kvm11628

Only watched Sisbey movies. Just wrong.

Noelv1976

Flipped my pillow to the cold side when I went to go pee in the middle of the night. That was not cool

junelove89

Had a bladder problem

Just_J_Now

Always offering golden showers

junelove89

Refused to shower

bdgfn

Showered constantly. Tripled the water and gas bill.

Wonderwomanvik

Was too concerned about water instead of my wetness.

Noelv1976

Had to sleep with a rain gear every night. After a while my skin turned white and wrinkly

junelove89

Was too white and wrinkly

MaxPower6868

She didn't understand "Shrinkage"

slimgirljo15

Always had an excuse why it was soo small..it was not cold

DSwales11

She kept me under lock and key.

Wonderwomanvik

He was a kept man

slimgirljo15

^^so did he

HappilyDistracted

Always had this surprised look on her face, like "Who are you? And why are you here?"