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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She considered a 140 IQ "genius"0
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He preferred sucking dick0
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He was the missing link!0
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Couldn't link together a coherent thought.0
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she was drunk and never coherent0
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She drove me nuts and I had a breakdown!0
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She was a Broncos fan.0
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He wasnt!0
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Wouldn't admit that Peyton Manning was older than half the head coaches in the NFL0
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Had a crazy touchdown dance every time we had sex. Showboater.0
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rather showboat than have sex0
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My point after attempt alone was worth 6 points.0
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Wouldn't get near my end zone0
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Could never make a touchdown (If you get my meaning)!
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I cried every time I got inside the red zone.0
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Threw too many flags0
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She had too many red flags surrounding her past.0
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She flew a white flag for help whenever we were alone!0
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Surrendered to too many others0
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tapped out to much0
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He was always tapping dat Azz and it wasnt mine!
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Wouldn't let me tap her on the *kitten* like she asked0
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Was always tapping the keg. He was a drunk.0
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Wanted to get to friendly with my pet Donkey!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was always tapping dat Azz and it wasnt mine!
she only wanted missionary0 -
Hated my Mission Trips to Guatemala!0
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She came back with jungle rot0
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It was Jungle Fever and he was Jealous!0
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Preferred The Stranger over The Nylon Curtain0
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Kept reading me the Jungle book0
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