We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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her hair was always in the way0
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lured the neighbor's kids over to play with their barbies0
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He kept stealing my Lincoln Logs0
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Kept asking me to play with his Erector Set0
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Kept snapping my Erector set in half...bad nightmares ensued.0
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He had night terrors and hoofed me in the back one too many times with his thrashing.0
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She kept referring to me as a horse...I think she meant horse c-o-c-k0
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He thought a little too highly of himself. Just a little.0
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she was always a little too high0
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She kept repeating God's name in bed over and over again. I got a little tired when I didn't get the credit I deserved
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Dude doesnt even have a mouth!0
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Had a Purdy mouth0
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Kept mouthing off at me0
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Wouldn't use her mouth0
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how would he have known, he was always passed out0
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Kept drugging me0
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it was a placebo - he was fake sleeping to avoid me0
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Had to fake sleep to escape the nagging0
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Couch Potato! It was apparently Nagging when I asked him to lift his feet while I was vacuuming!0
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had WAY too much fun with the vacuum cleaner0
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I had to resort to mechanical devices being with her!
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When the drill came out I was outta there0
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he acted like a drill Sargent in our relationship0
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She liked being told what to do0
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Didn't like that I was the Boss 'round here!0
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Wanted secretarial duties but I don't type0
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He kept eating all of my typing paper and envelopes0
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he had a love affair with his typewriter and cut me off0
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