We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

WMDemetree

her hair was always in the way

qxana1969

lured the neighbor's kids over to play with their barbies

WMDemetree

qxana1969 wrote: »

lured the neighbor's kids over to play with their barbies

actually it was for the lego's, you took all their barbies.

srv524

He kept stealing my Lincoln Logs

Kvm11628

Kept asking me to play with his Erector Set

srv524

Kept snapping my Erector set in half...bad nightmares ensued.

Kvm11628

He had night terrors and hoofed me in the back one too many times with his thrashing.

srv524

She kept referring to me as a horse...I think she meant horse c-o-c-k

Kvm11628

He thought a little too highly of himself. Just a little.

qxana1969

she was always a little too high

Noelv1976

She kept repeating God's name in bed over and over again. I got a little tired when I didn't get the credit I deserved

jay_mck

Dude doesnt even have a mouth!

Noelv1976

ejmckeon3 wrote: »

Dude doesnt even have a mouth!

Oh the ladies know!

handyrunner

Had a Purdy mouth

Kvm11628

Kept mouthing off at me

handyrunner

Wouldn't use her mouth

qxana1969

how would he have known, he was always passed out

handyrunner

Kept drugging me

qxana1969

it was a placebo - he was fake sleeping to avoid me

handyrunner

Had to fake sleep to escape the nagging

FabulousFantasticFifty

Couch Potato! It was apparently Nagging when I asked him to lift his feet while I was vacuuming!

qxana1969

had WAY too much fun with the vacuum cleaner

FabulousFantasticFifty

I had to resort to mechanical devices being with her!

Muzak1

When the drill came out I was outta there

qxana1969

he acted like a drill Sargent in our relationship

srv524

She liked being told what to do

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like that I was the Boss 'round here!

handyrunner

Wanted secretarial duties but I don't type

srv524

He kept eating all of my typing paper and envelopes

qxana1969

he had a love affair with his typewriter and cut me off