We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

Kept saying stupid things like, "You're a chip off the old block!"

verifiedvalerie

Because there's more music in the world than the "Beyonce Channel".

handyrunner

Didn't appreciate good tunes

Peter_Brady

watched too much Looney Tunes

qxana1969

Too many ho ho's was our demise.

verifiedvalerie

He always called his man part a "ding dong".

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Ding dong!"
"I said, who's there?"
"IIIIIIIIT'S DING DONG!" *comes out swingin*

"It's over."

handyrunner

Told terrible terrible jokes

qxana1969

had no sense of humor - it was all rather grim

Wonderwomanvik

He thought he should be the princess in our fairy tale fantasy play

handyrunner

Was hung up on fairies

qxana1969

wanted me to dress up as Aquaman......most disturbing

srv524

Wanted me to dress up as Wonder Woman...my boobs were too big

handyrunner

Thought I was dust but it was dandruff

qxana1969

had a dust bunny phobia.....thought they had teeth

Peter_Brady

used too much teeth

handyrunner

Kept losing his teeth

junelove89

Kept dressing up like the tooth fairy

Kvm11628

He didn't like me in latex

jay_mck

She took the latex off when i told her to keep it on all day

junelove89

He was too demanding

qxana1969

was overly emotional

handyrunner

Was a statue

junelove89

Non_Stop wrote: »

We broke up?

Absolutely not

Kvm11628

He was living in denial

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to accuse me of unthinkable crimes which I 100% Deny!!!

cmDaffy

Was just a little too clingy

slimgirljo15

He disappeared with our furniture

slimgirljo15

Came up with the worst excuse for breaking up

cmDaffy

Wait? What? We broke up?!! Well, that's news to me..

Told MFP we broke up before she told ME!!

verifiedvalerie

She was cheating!!!

BUSTED.