We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

cmDaffy

He thought a "grasshopper" was a man's drink...

Kvm11628

One word: Boones

WMDemetree

she would not swallow

Kvm11628

He spit all over the sidewalk. No manners.

Kvm11628

Thought Crystal Pepsi was "hip."

Kvm11628

Played with his My Buddy doll more than me.

handyrunner

Kept comparing me to her stuffies

Kvm11628

His nose was always stuffy. Use a damn tissue!

(I went the clean route)

handyrunner

Wanted to use the tissue boxes for slippers

(There was a dirty route?)

Kvm11628

Wouldn't build a box fort with me.

(And, nice try....)

bdgfn

Wouldn't come out of her box fort

handyrunner

Always wanted me to move those damn boxes

(I was being sincere lol)

Just_J_Now

He was into someone else's "box"

Kvm11628

Good one @J_Surita3!

Tried to box me without gloves

Just_J_Now

Threw away all my rubber gloves, I needed those.

srv524

She bought me latex even though she knew I had a latex allergy

Just_J_Now

Always had rashes, allergic to everything.

bdgfn

Tried to slip poison into my margarita

Kvm11628

She made rash decisions

bdgfn

Never could make a decision about anything

Just_J_Now

He decided to up and leave me

srv524

She kept stealing my Cheez-its

Kvm11628

He liked Cheez-Its

srv524

She liked Good n Plenty

Kvm11628

He was neither good, nor plenty...

srv524

She wasn't evil enough

Kvm11628

He couldn't appreciate my good side.

srv524

Her good side tried to push me onto a bed of nails

Kvm11628

He complained about my fingernails.

srv524

She didn't know what a nail file was