We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Wonderwomanvik

She thought I had a penis. She was disappointed

Peter_Brady

Ugly scar from her penis removal surgery

Wonderwomanvik

He confused me with himself

Noelv1976

Had multiple personalities

Wonderwomanvik

Couldn't orgasm multiple times

Just_J_Now

Having orgasms was all she thought about.

Noelv1976

I was never in her head

slimgirljo15

4"d1ck..nuff said

jbuzzed

Really high standards. I wasn't in her league

Kvm11628

Too many rec sports commitments.

Wonderwomanvik

She didn't understand how vain I really am, really

slimgirljo15

Looked better than me..I wanted someone ugly so I looked better

Wonderwomanvik

She didn't understand how beautiful she really is

Just_J_Now

She had the wrong parts.

Muzak1

We parted ways

Wonderwomanvik

He only gave me part of his heart. Someone else owned the rest.

slimgirljo15

Didn't happen ..

Muzak1

Kept me in chains

slimgirljo15

His wife didn't like me

Muzak1

Poisoned my dog

GFitMan

Poisoned my poison ivy

slimgirljo15

We had the same argument...the harem is getting too big

GFitMan

Keeps making the same erroneous point

slimgirljo15

Lol..his other girlfriends didn't like me

GFitMan

I like happy little harems ... i mean homes

slimgirljo15

Lol..he got crotch crickets from one of his others..I couldn't risk contact

GFitMan

Didn't realize such crickets existed -

Always made me feel stupid lol

Noelv1976

Always had a mirror with him

slimgirljo15

He had these

GFitMan

Hey bullies