We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

Spent 23hrs a day in the bathroom..I hardly saw him

g44219

always interrupted my bathroom meditation

Kvm11628

Meditated over the wrong things

Peter_Brady

Medicated over the wrong things

Kvm11628

Thought I was psycho

Kvm11628

Never got off the couch. He claimed he had vertigo, but I know he was just lazy.

Muzak1

Our love was for the birds

Kvm11628

He was all about the rear window.

Kvm11628

Omg, I can't believe I went there.

Kvm11628

Anywhere to him was cruising the aisles of Wal-Mart. I was more of a Target kind of gal.

Peter_Brady

she wouldn't let me hit the target

Kvm11628

Tried to hit me!

Kvm11628

Was always afraid to double down.

FieryR3dHead

She was to damn sexy for me

billbraskey

she was a drug addict and later became a prostitute. i like to think that me gone drove her insane

g44219

the bill braskey stories drove me crazy

billbraskey

loved em, changed my name legally to bill braskey and have been doing the stories in real life. now i just feel empty inside

g44219

drank all my scotch

MzIrish

he only wanted scotch in the house and I was more of a Jameson drinker

g44219

drinking Jameson was her code for meeting a boyfriend at the Jameson hotel

MzIrish

I found out he really wasn't named Jameson

g44219

I couldn't figure out why she kept yelling Jameson

MzIrish

He always had that confused look on his face

g44219

thought the correct way to end a date was with a fist bump

MzIrish

He only wanted to go as far as a fist bump.. I think he was intimidated by me

g44219

ignored the safe word because I didn't pronounce it with an Irish accent

MzIrish

he had to many safe words

g44219

she got a crazy look in her eye when she picked up the riding crop

Kvm11628

Only wanted me to wear crop tops. It was freezing!

g44219

wouldn't wear the clothes I bought her