We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Thongs aren't clothes.

g44219 · February 2016

they only sell them in clothing stores! we argued over petty stuff

Noelv1976 · February 2016

Wore thongs in church

g44219 · February 2016

he gave me a wedgie in church

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Wanted to do it in church

Muzak1 · February 2016

Screamed Oh God so loud the neighbors could hear

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Cared too much about what people thought.

Muzak1 · February 2016

Neighbors called the police!

FreshSage · February 2016

He was prettier than me!

g44219 · February 2016

was always on me about going green

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Was always on me!

g44219 · February 2016

she never put out!

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

He never put it in!

Splitbygreg · February 2016

She pooped her pants.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

He lied about everything. He was the incontinent one! It's ok... Your secret is safe

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

She disappeared with our furniture

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

By "furniture" she meant all the men that were always draped about our living room and basement.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Ran away with my cabana boys ..

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

"Cabana boys" we're lawn gnomes.

jbuzzed · February 2016

Wouldn't let me add my gnomes to her gargoyle collection

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

He stopped posing nude for my statues

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Was as warm as a statue.

handyrunner · February 2016

Stole my secret cookie stash

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Ate the neighbours cookies

NYactor1 · February 2016

Wouldn't let me eat her cookies...

gillianomeley · February 2016

He doesn't lift!!

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Hurt my feelings

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

She felt everyone up except me

NYactor1 · February 2016

She wanted everyone to feel her up...

Noelv1976 · February 2016

Kept arguing that Miller Lite tastes great, when in actuality, it was less filling!

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