We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

iTim__

She didn't like me pulling her bunny ears from behind.

Sniper_Chick

put his carrot in strange places

RunHardBeStrong

took her gun everywhere

iTim__

Ran out of ammo

RunHardBeStrong

He has a bitter, black heart

Sniper_Chick

found the ammo load to heavy

Kvm11628

Wanted to get hot and heavy way too fast

RunHardBeStrong

She only liked missionary

Kvm11628

She wanted us to become missionaries. I was not that devout.

iTim__

Thought she might be religious, because she kept yelling for God.

Kvm11628

Prayed to the porcelain god too many times. He really had a drinking problem.

iTim__

She drove me to drinking.

RunHardBeStrong

Couldn't get him to leave the bar

Kvm11628

She wanted to be a lawyer, but after five tries she still could not bass the Bar.

finny11122

Would never shave herself for me

RunHardBeStrong

he shaved himself head to toe

Kvm11628

Didn't like things smooth.

RunHardBeStrong

she tried to "smooth over" every guy she met..

finny11122

Said i was sleeping with kimvmajor behind her back

Kvm11628

Didn't like my charisma

Kvm11628

Always wanted me on my back

finny11122

She said i was a sex addict , but she was just a bad communicator

Kvm11628

He communicated in Morse Code. Too hard to have a real conversation.

SuperSnoopy

She didn't like my dots and dashes

Kvm11628

It was always more dots than dashes with him.

RunHardBeStrong

She always wanted to dine and dash

Xauthic

She Dashed her car into my favorite diner

Kvm11628

She didn't like to live a little dangerously once in a while.

Xauthic

She thinks I'm a SHE Ouch

SuperSnoopy

She said I spent too much time at the gym