We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was impatient and forgot about lag.0
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She wanted to take things too Slow0
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he got tired of giving me piggy back rides0
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She always wanted to ride me... wait why did we break up0
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Always wanted to play "This Little Piggy" with my toes. It was creepy.0
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wouldn't let me and my friends suck her toes0
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Caught her sniffing my shoe.0
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Hogged all the toes of strangers0
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he wouldn't let me ask people to take off their shoes....0
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For her, "going down" meant to my feet.0
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he wouldn't let me come up for air0
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Was not adventurous enough0
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She lost her breath too easy0
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Was too much of a heavy breather0
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she didn't like breathing heavy on the phone with me0
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Tried to smother me0
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She told me she was stalking me for a year before we met0
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He didn't appreciate my devotion.0
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Used me as a rebound after being really devoted to ex0
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Turned out to be Batman.0
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Said he didn't want to be Robin anymore0
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He was just not that into me.0
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She bites -- hard.0
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I didn't see the problem with that0
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didn't like that I needed to leave my mark0
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mad that I had so many tattoos couldn't leave a mark0
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spent all his money on ink, never paid bills0
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left me for the door to door vacuum cleaner salesman0
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She was still mad about the vacuum sales man and refused to suck...0
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didn't trust me selling vacuums to other ladies0
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