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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was a playboy0
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She tied me up in the closet and only let me out once a month0
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I could never find her0
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Bad sex0
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Their was always an aroma of flatulence in the air while we were in the middle of ba donk a donk. It sure as HELL wasn't me!0
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He had weird names for sexy time.0
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she never wanted Nookie!0
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Nookie was the name of our cat0
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She wouldn't flog my dolphin!0
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He was always talking about flogging and I misheard and thought he said logging! ;p0
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She made me go through a full security check coming home, full body inspection, shower, then burned my clothes!0
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She brought out the leather toys and wanted to use the flogger on me.....0
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He asked my opinion about tossed salads.0
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Would only eat vegetarian0
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Asked if I wanted a sausage, walked into the room only wearing a bun.0
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Didn't like my athletic figure.....0
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He was always comparing our figures!0
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She was peeking at my checkbook - that's the figures she was interested in.0
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He called me a Gold Digger, but all he had was Nickle!0
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I didn't have a nickel0
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She wanted to play Nickleback in the bedroom0
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He hated that I needed Nickleback to get "in the mood!"0
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She was used to 5 (cents) and wasnt ready for my Ten0
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He thought he was a ten....but acted like a five.
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She said she was a "big" lifter but that was because she liked lifting this !
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She took this picture of a complete stranger because she admired his skills.0
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He tried to have sex with my sister0
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She broke up with me after she found out I was a girl!0
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She dumped me because I flirted too much at the gym.0
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He wouldn't even lift, just flirt.0
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