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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    We are still together
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    He was a playboy
    But we're still together, one does not break up with one's Dear Heart..... <3
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    Didnt like football
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Didnt like football
    She wouldn't go to soccer matches with me....
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
    Thought soccer was a sport
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Thought soccer was a sport
    Couldn't keep up with the bedroom sports
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He wanted to play egg toss in the bedroom, it was messy and unsanitary!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept a messy house -- I wondered what she did with her time all day
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was talking about his mistresses house, mine is clean, thank you!
  • clensor1955
    clensor1955 Posts: 187 Member
    She said I couldn't bring my girlfriends over any more.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    His "girlfriends" were bought and paid for if you know what I mean.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She didn't like me spending money on other women
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He would lavish them and then bring me home the doggy bag.
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    but she never shared the doggy bags with me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She gave the best steak to the dog
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was a hypochondriac
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She mooned my boss
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The boss liked it...it was him that got upset
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His boss was into Bootays and I was trying to help him get a promotion!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    The weird part was she wrote hey on her lower back and a B on each cheek. It was embarrassing for me!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He got a raise because of me then dumped me for someone else! :angry:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She spent my raise on pills and wanted me to work overtime
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The pills were for you...viagra...i was trying to help :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2015
    She'd sneak Viagra in my evening tea because she heard it does great things for Women! :open_mouth:
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    hahaha she kept feeding me Viagra. I had to sit in the ER for 4 hours while the nurses giggled
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2015
    He found I that my girlfriends dressed as nurses so they could get a giggle!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    You weren't complaining when you serviced every nurse in the er
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    found out she was getting paid while I did all the work.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    I had no problem with that. ..work it studly :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He worked so hard at it there was never any oomph left for me!