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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was naive and when I asked if she wanted a chicken breast she blushed & ran away!0
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Offered breasts but I was thigh man0
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Did not appreciate other assets0
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Didnt like my teeny mammary glands0
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she almost put my eye out once0
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He said wanted to be a pirate!0
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she wanted his dubloons0
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had a pirated dream...a sunken chest0
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I am a pirate
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He was delusional0
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He got busted pirating video games and now he's in jail!0
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refused to hand over the booty!0
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Always had his hands on my booty0
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Here!!!!! it still doesnt make you a Coloradoan!
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She always misunderstood my vocab, I meant butox booty0
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Mumbled0
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He suggested i get Botox!
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Got botox...frozen face0
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she was getting "injected" by other men0
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Wanted to be injected by other men too
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hahaha she didn't approve of my lifestyle0
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Both my exes had problems with Drugs and Needles!
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Wanted to change the subject...but i could tell wanted injecting bad 0
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I'd leave and come back and she was still on the needle!0
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She preferred the bong couldn't handle a prick0
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Yup!!! (That all I got)
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she called me names0
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Didn't like me calling him ...love stick0
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