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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Took me to chuck e cheese for my birthday. Wtf
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He has a thing... Gets frightened around large mouse costumes! Therapy not working! :confused:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was always playing mind games on me claiming it was part of our therapy sessions
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He didnt like playing games and I loved Game night!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Could only have lovin' time if I let her win at all the games
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Couldn't stand to lose and used sex as a weapon
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was showing of her weapons to the neighborhood boys! :open_mouth:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Turn our lovin' into an Olympic sport complete with spectators
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Tried playing shot put with my testicles, then she wanted to do the javelin, I still at right!
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Complained too much when experimental testicular bedroom events didn't pan out
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept saying "Hold my beer and let's try this"
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited May 2015
    flew me to Paris for what I thought was going to be a proposal.... at the hotel he said I'm just popping out to get some beer...... he jumped on a plane and he left me there with no ticket to get home :open_mouth:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Always went on expensive trips and stayed at the finest hotels, drinking up all the beer while charging it to my credit cards
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    he thought it was me using his credit cards... he confronted me with the lingerie on the statements......he put his foot in it....I found out he had a mistress !!!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She refused to share, even on the trip to Paris.....
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    he made me dress up in disguise to rob a store..... I was Thelma he was Louise... I felt ridiculous :blush:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Made me dress up as a woman for her crazy fetishes
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol...what can i say B)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She never had anything to say. Just gave me a creepy look.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was boring ...yawn
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Her idea of fun and my idea of fun were worlds apart.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her idea of fun....wasnt
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    she confused me with riddles on a daily basis :joy:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was too easy to confuse.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was too gentle...she liked it rough
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She doesn't like the sight of blood.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    She pricked me while I slept and wore a vial of my blood around her neck like Billy Bob
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I just wanted to feel like she was always with me. is that so bad?
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    she became obsessive and it started becoming fatal attraction-esque
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She thought I was trying to kill her or something.

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